In less than five minutes, all the heritage was gone, and everyone was saaaad.
“Check out this fantastic spread here. No great football player could walk past these decoys without hitting the snot out of them.”
“One moment I was fine, but the second I put on the Pelican’s hat, something in my body changed.”
The same guy who thought history was a joke in high school is now on the internet defending it.
We’re asking people to risk their vehicles and safety for a crack at free parking, and I’m pretty sure they’ll take it.
Gutter punks have currently seized control of parts of the city after looting a Sea-Doo dealership.
Witnesses to the lengthy shouting match said the debacle began when a tourist believed to be from Utah flagged down a man in chef pants on Decatur Street and asked for advice on finding “the best crayfish poor-boy in N’awlins.”