New Orleans hires Robosaurus to remove Robert E. Lee statue
In less than five minutes, all the heritage was gone, and everyone was saaaad.
Coach Orgeron Sets Out Decoys To Lure In 5-Star Recruits
“Check out this fantastic spread here. No great football player could walk past these decoys without hitting the snot out of them.”
Buddy Hield Breaks 36 Bones Immediately After Being Drafted By Pelicans
“One moment I was fine, but the second I put on the Pelican’s hat, something in my body changed.”
Thousands Of History Buffs Magically Appear After City Council Votes To Remove Confederate Monuments
The same guy who thought history was a joke in high school is now on the internet defending it.
Customers Of New Orleans Dave & Busters Can Now Attempt To Park On Roof Using Giant Claw
We’re asking people to risk their vehicles and safety for a crack at free parking, and I’m pretty sure they’ll take it.
Amidst Flood Chaos, Gutter Punks Take Control Of City
Gutter punks have currently seized control of parts of the city after looting a Sea-Doo dealership.
New Orleans Man Infuriated By Tourist’s Instruction On How To Pronounce ‘New Orleans’
Witnesses to the lengthy shouting match said the debacle began when a tourist believed to be from Utah flagged down a man in chef pants on Decatur Street and asked for advice on finding “the best crayfish poor-boy in N’awlins.”
