Study finds rising sea levels would destroy 10,000 Dollar Generals in tri-parish area by 2050
“We are competing with mother nature, racing to see who can wipe these people out first.” – Dollar General CEO
Louisiana sells movie rights to next three environmental disasters to Warner Bros.
“I can’t wait to recreate families drowning in their own subdivisions and men burning alive in petrochemical explosions”
Heartwarming: While Rest of America Remains Divided, Local Lakes Harmoniously Come Together
Miles of marsh couldn’t keep these love-struck lakes apart
Ranking The Top Personal Injury Lawyers Of South Louisiana
It’s about time someone did this.
Grand Isle Police Department Claims Crab Stole Money And Drugs From Evidence Locker
“All three of our officers are out there right now, canvassing every bar and dance floor trying to catch the crab.”
Future Corridor Of I-49 Sign Fails Polygraph Test
In news that surprised no one, a future corridor of I-49 sign recently failed a polygraph examination.
Local KKK Leader’s Career Jeopardized By Ashley Madison Revelation
Ashley Madison is a dating site on which married people seek out illicit sexual encounters, and the KKK identifies as a Christian organization.
Louisiana School-To-Prison Pipeline Breaks, Spilling Hopeless Kids Into Swamp
The clean up effort has already started, as teams of state lawmakers, local sheriffs, and concerned stockholders are searching the swamp in an attempt to recoup these valuable natural resources.
Sun Carries Out Boil Advisory For South Louisiana
TOP 5 THINGS ABOUT THE HEAT WAVE
Louisiana Science Textbooks Blame Magician David Blaine For Disappearing Wetlands
Louisiana science textbooks will suggest that David Blaine has been using a powerful magic trick to make the wetlands vanish.
