“We are competing with mother nature, racing to see who can wipe these people out first.” – Dollar General CEO
“I can’t wait to recreate families drowning in their own subdivisions and men burning alive in petrochemical explosions”
Miles of marsh couldn’t keep these love-struck lakes apart
It’s about time someone did this.
“All three of our officers are out there right now, canvassing every bar and dance floor trying to catch the crab.”
In news that surprised no one, a future corridor of I-49 sign recently failed a polygraph examination.
Ashley Madison is a dating site on which married people seek out illicit sexual encounters, and the KKK identifies as a Christian organization.
The clean up effort has already started, as teams of state lawmakers, local sheriffs, and concerned stockholders are searching the swamp in an attempt to recoup these valuable natural resources.
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Louisiana science textbooks will suggest that David Blaine has been using a powerful magic trick to make the wetlands vanish.