“We are competing with mother nature, racing to see who can wipe these people out first.” – Dollar General CEO
“I can’t wait to recreate families drowning in their own subdivisions and men burning alive in petrochemical explosions”
Miles of marsh couldn’t keep these love-struck lakes apart
It’s about time someone did this.
“All three of our officers are out there right now, canvassing every bar and dance floor trying to catch the crab.”
In news that surprised no one, a future corridor of I-49 sign recently failed a polygraph examination.
Ashley Madison is a dating site on which married people seek out illicit sexual encounters, and the KKK identifies as a Christian organization.