A Schriever man, who apparently lacks any willpower whatsoever, burned through all of his complementary Houma Today articles in less than ten minutes.
“It hurts to put on that badge every morning, walk out the door, and not know if you’re going to see them again.”
In news that surprised no one, a future corridor of I-49 sign recently failed a polygraph examination.
Analysts at Louisiana’s Department Of Revenue are struggling to make sense of a tax return submitted by a local man
“I love the new water. It’s way more organic than the old water, probably cage-free too.”
The earth’s last remaining fish will have all the toys they can ask for! It’s the least we can do.
A mechanical failure in the span locking system has left the Dularge Bridge out of commission, sort of.
“For his last meal, he wanted to eat four pounds of candy corn while listening to Nickleback, proof alone that he was a terrible person on pretty much every level.”
Berwick’s rich and vibrant meth culture faces extinction.
Witnesses are saying that about two dozen people were, “all tore up” and “totally wasted.”