“Check out this fantastic spread here. No great football player could walk past these decoys without hitting the snot out of them.”
“One moment I was fine, but the second I put on the Pelican’s hat, something in my body changed.”
“We all played pretty poorly tonight. It wasn’t just me.”
University officials were forced to evacuate Bryant-Denny Stadium only hours before tonight’s kickoff versus LSU.
The 0-3 Saints are trying to mentally prepare themselves for the inevitable embarrassment they will endure this Sunday in the Superdome.
Peyton Manning displayed his patented walk of shame to eager camp goers who were desperate to learn all they could from the future hall of fame quarterback
Kenny Stills accidentally reported into the Atlantic Ocean today after being told he was traded to the Miami Dolphins.
This Afternoon, the Saints traded their best dunker for one of those husky players who shoots the ball out his butt every play. This comes to the displeasure of many Saints fans, especially after they released the 15 yard screen pass from their offense last week.
Today, detectives unearthed a mass grave containing the bones of thirty people buried under Benson Leblanc’s gazebo. They are presumed to be the remains of her former personal assistants.