“Check out this fantastic spread here. No great football player could walk past these decoys without hitting the snot out of them.”
“One moment I was fine, but the second I put on the Pelican’s hat, something in my body changed.”
“We all played pretty poorly tonight. It wasn’t just me.”
University officials were forced to evacuate Bryant-Denny Stadium only hours before tonight’s kickoff versus LSU.
The 0-3 Saints are trying to mentally prepare themselves for the inevitable embarrassment they will endure this Sunday in the Superdome.
Peyton Manning displayed his patented walk of shame to eager camp goers who were desperate to learn all they could from the future hall of fame quarterback
Kenny Stills accidentally reported into the Atlantic Ocean today after being told he was traded to the Miami Dolphins.