Coach Orgeron Sets Out Decoys To Lure In 5-Star Recruits
“Check out this fantastic spread here. No great football player could walk past these decoys without hitting the snot out of them.”
Buddy Hield Breaks 36 Bones Immediately After Being Drafted By Pelicans
“One moment I was fine, but the second I put on the Pelican’s hat, something in my body changed.”
Katt Williams Goes 0-23 With 16 Turnovers In Biddy Basketball Game
“We all played pretty poorly tonight. It wasn’t just me.”
Alabama Stadium Evacuated After Suspicious Object Found On Field
University officials were forced to evacuate Bryant-Denny Stadium only hours before tonight’s kickoff versus LSU.
Saints Simulate Game Noise At Practice By Pumping Boos Through Speakers.
The 0-3 Saints are trying to mentally prepare themselves for the inevitable embarrassment they will endure this Sunday in the Superdome.
At Manning Passing Academy, Peyton Teaches Post-Interception Body Language
Peyton Manning displayed his patented walk of shame to eager camp goers who were desperate to learn all they could from the future hall of fame quarterback
Kenny Stills Unwittingly Reports To The Wrong Miami Dolphins
Kenny Stills accidentally reported into the Atlantic Ocean today after being told he was traded to the Miami Dolphins.
Breaking Trade Analysis: Saints Deal High Flying Power Forward Jimmy Graham
This Afternoon, the Saints traded their best dunker for one of those husky players who shoots the ball out his butt every play. This comes to the displeasure of many Saints fans, especially after they released the 15 yard screen pass from their offense last week.
Bones of Thirty Personal Assistants Discovered Under Rita Benson Leblanc’s Gazebo.
Today, detectives unearthed a mass grave containing the bones of thirty people buried under Benson Leblanc’s gazebo. They are presumed to be the remains of her former personal assistants.
THE PUSH POLE 