Louisiana sells movie rights to next three environmental disasters to Warner Bros.
“I can’t wait to recreate families drowning in their own subdivisions and men burning alive in petrochemical explosions”
Jerry Larpenter Uses Sheriff’s Office To Create Online Safe Space For Himself
Terrebonne residents were shocked to learn that a good ol’ boy network of policemen, politicians, and businessmen had been using public funds to consolidate power and get rich in the process.
Liberals Intolerant Towards Local Dork Self-Identifying As Patriotic Warrior And Constitutional Scholar
Sadly, the internet gun war has devolved into dorks racing hypocrites to the top of Self-Righteous Mountain
Working Man Claims State Of Louisiana As A Dependent On Tax Return
Analysts at Louisiana’s Department Of Revenue are struggling to make sense of a tax return submitted by a local man
EPA Now Requires All Plastic Bottles To Be Marine-Shaped So Earth’s Remaining Fish Not So Lonely
The earth’s last remaining fish will have all the toys they can ask for! It’s the least we can do.
Thousands Of History Buffs Magically Appear After City Council Votes To Remove Confederate Monuments
The same guy who thought history was a joke in high school is now on the internet defending it.
Vitter’s Diaper Filled With Hot Pile Of Endorsements From Nola.com
The Times Picayune, Louisiana’s official school newspaper, decided to have an opinion on who should get to further bankrupt Louisiana for the next four years.
‘To Catch A Predator’ Camera Crew Accidentally Films Jindal Campaign Announcement
A reality-show camera crew inadvertently captured and leaked footage of Jindal privately sharing the new news with his family.
Bobby Jindal Solves Louisiana’s 1.6 Billion Dollar Budget Shortfall With Urine-Filled Dunk Tank
Millions of Louisiana residents lined up to exact revenge upon the governor whose policies have wrecked countless lives.
Louisiana Blamed For Water Hyacinths Clogging Nation’s Capitol
What started out as an act of kindness turned into utter disaster for Senator David Vitter.
