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Plaquemine’s Parish officials have hired the Sinaloa cartel to replace the leaky, unsafe Belle Chasse tunnel.
Patrons of Walmart can now be hoisted around the isles of their local superstore by the same people who built the cheap, plastic goods they are buying.
Top NASA officials unanimously agreed not to mobilize rockets and crew to deflect an asteroid headed directly towards Earth.
Louisiana science textbooks will suggest that David Blaine has been using a powerful magic trick to make the wetlands vanish.
The move allows the customer service departments of these media conglomerates to merge into one soul-destroying, life-draining entity that the world has never seen.
Mr. Marks used fake email accounts to manipulate two angry biker gangs (The Cossacks and The Banditos) into a meeting at a Twin Peaks in Waco, Texas.
“Listeria,” he thought, “what even is that? It sounds like a mouthwash…or a flower…or a first grader with a hard life ahead of her.”
Rebel Du Pont faced harsh criminal charges after leaving his two children, Bukowski and Ckaydenn, in his Land Rover for over eight hours as he attended an adult preschool.