Study Finds Schriever Neighborhood Walmart Just As Terrible As Regular Walmart

However, there are a few minor differences that set this store apart.

Silly Little Man Uses Up All His Houma Today Articles In One Sitting

A Schriever man, who apparently lacks any willpower whatsoever, burned through all of his complementary Houma Today articles in less than ten minutes.

Capt. Higgins Retires From St. Landry Sheriff’s Office To Spend More Time With His Cameras

“It hurts to put on that badge every morning, walk out the door, and not know if you’re going to see them again.”

Future Corridor Of I-49 Sign Fails Polygraph Test

In news that surprised no one, a future corridor of I-49 sign recently failed a polygraph examination.

Working Man Claims State Of Louisiana As A Dependent On Tax Return

Analysts at Louisiana’s Department Of Revenue are struggling to make sense of a tax return submitted by a local man

Houma Residents React To Brown Water

“I love the new water. It’s way more organic than the old water, probably cage-free too.”

Dularge Bridge Operational For Those Traveling Over 63 MPH Officials Say

A mechanical failure in the span locking system has left the Dularge Bridge out of commission, sort of.

Louisiana To Electrocute Derrick Todd Lee’s Corpse Anyway

“For his last meal, he wanted to eat four pounds of candy corn while listening to Nickleback, proof alone that he was a terrible person on pretty much every level.”