The move allows the customer service departments of these media conglomerates to merge into one soul-destroying, life-draining entity that the world has never seen.
Mrs. Duggar, in a clear act of desperation, has started to study the mama duck for fertility tips.
In a heartwarming display of compassion, Players mellow-dramatically collapsed at his knees while they attempted to tackle him, and they stood up and cheered loudly as he crossed the goal line.
In an attempt to reign in corruption in the nation’s financial sector, Warren G was appointed Chief of the Securities and Exchange Commission.
The American Psychiatry Association conducted a poll and found that 83% of sex offenders surprisingly want televised perverts to be caught and punished.