Liberals Intolerant Towards Local Dork Self-Identifying As Patriotic Warrior And Constitutional Scholar
Sadly, the internet gun war has devolved into dorks racing hypocrites to the top of Self-Righteous Mountain
California Offers To Host Firemen’s Fair Next Year In Hopes Of Attracting Rain
By hosting the fair, experts predict California will gain an extra six inches of rain next year
5 New Cajun Reality Shows Airing This Fall
With demand at an all time high, five new Cajun-themed reality shows will be airing later this year.
Study Finds Schriever Neighborhood Walmart Just As Terrible As Regular Walmart
However, there are a few minor differences that set this store apart.
Katt Williams Goes 0-23 With 16 Turnovers In Biddy Basketball Game
“We all played pretty poorly tonight. It wasn’t just me.”
Silly Little Man Uses Up All His Houma Today Articles In One Sitting
A Schriever man, who apparently lacks any willpower whatsoever, burned through all of his complementary Houma Today articles in less than ten minutes.
Capt. Higgins Retires From St. Landry Sheriff’s Office To Spend More Time With His Cameras
“It hurts to put on that badge every morning, walk out the door, and not know if you’re going to see them again.”
Future Corridor Of I-49 Sign Fails Polygraph Test
In news that surprised no one, a future corridor of I-49 sign recently failed a polygraph examination.
Working Man Claims State Of Louisiana As A Dependent On Tax Return
Analysts at Louisiana’s Department Of Revenue are struggling to make sense of a tax return submitted by a local man
Houma Residents React To Brown Water
“I love the new water. It’s way more organic than the old water, probably cage-free too.”
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