“We are competing with mother nature, racing to see who can wipe these people out first.” – Dollar General CEO
In less than five minutes, all the heritage was gone, and everyone was saaaad.
The P.T.G. Beauregard Monument, once slated for removal, will be left up indefinitely after a protester attached a traffic camera to it.
“I can’t wait to recreate families drowning in their own subdivisions and men burning alive in petrochemical explosions”
Miles of marsh couldn’t keep these love-struck lakes apart
“Check out this fantastic spread here. No great football player could walk past these decoys without hitting the snot out of them.”
It’s about time someone did this.
Terrebonne residents were shocked to learn that a good ol’ boy network of policemen, politicians, and businessmen had been using public funds to consolidate power and get rich in the process.
“All three of our officers are out there right now, canvassing every bar and dance floor trying to catch the crab.”
“One moment I was fine, but the second I put on the Pelican’s hat, something in my body changed.”