New Orleans, LA – The Times-Picayune, Louisiana’s official school newspaper, decided to have an opinion on who should get to further bankrupt Louisiana for the next four years.
The newspaper decided that David Vitter would be their official choice for governor. Editors from the Picayune traveled to Vitter’s campaign headquarters, pulled back his diaper, and ladled hot, steamy endorsements into his stained Huggies while he shrieked in ecstasy. They also wrote some nice things about him too.
Below is a screen shot of an actual article published by The Times-Picayune, also known as Nola.com to anyone born after 1995.