Grand Isle, LA — Millions of gallons of craft beer were left unattended throughout garages and microbreweries as hundreds of kayakers made their way to Grand Isle for the Ride The Bull Kayak Fishing Tournament.
It’s no secret that kayak fishing and brewing your own beer go hand in hand. These do-it-yourselfers enjoy the challenges of heading into the gulf in small, customized self-propelled vessels in search of the sea’s bountiful harvest. Landing a twenty-pound redfish in a 10-foot kayak is basically just another way to get drunk off your own ingenuity and hard work, which is also the primary reason anyone makes their own beer.
- This diagram illustrates the vast overlap between these two groups. Source: Scientific Journal of Paddle For Pints.
I am smarter than a fish but I might not be smarter than a kayak. Regardless, don’t let the Environmental Protection Agency get near that unguarded beer or they will probably pollute it!
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I HAVE JUST FOUND OUT I AM NOT SMARTER THAN A FISH! AAARRRGGG!!! But I might be smarter than an oar, not a kayak paddle, just an oar. Life is hard!!!!!!
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