After Reading Houma Courier Facebook Comments, NASA Decides Not To Deflect Oncoming Asteroid.
Top NASA officials unanimously agreed not to mobilize rockets and crew to deflect an asteroid headed directly towards Earth.
‘To Catch A Predator’ Camera Crew Accidentally Films Jindal Campaign Announcement
A reality-show camera crew inadvertently captured and leaked footage of Jindal privately sharing the new news with his family.
Louisiana Science Textbooks Blame Magician David Blaine For Disappearing Wetlands
Louisiana science textbooks will suggest that David Blaine has been using a powerful magic trick to make the wetlands vanish.
Houma Man Still Trying To Make Left Turn Onto Martin Luther King Blvd.
For the last four hours, Jeff Naquin has been attempting to turn left onto one of the busiest roads in Terrebonne parish.
Bayou Residents Shocked To Learn T-Boy Not An Actual Cajun.
T-Boy, the face of local seafood restaurant Off The Hook, revealed himself to be a warrior Buddhist monk from the temple of Shaolin.
Bobby Jindal Solves Louisiana’s 1.6 Billion Dollar Budget Shortfall With Urine-Filled Dunk Tank
Millions of Louisiana residents lined up to exact revenge upon the governor whose policies have wrecked countless lives.
Customers Of New Orleans Dave & Busters Can Now Attempt To Park On Roof Using Giant Claw
We’re asking people to risk their vehicles and safety for a crack at free parking, and I’m pretty sure they’ll take it.
Seafood Slinging Fashionistas Make Unreasonable Demands Of East Houma Residents.
The east side has never been known for its sleeves, shoes, or passive demeanor, so a puritanical dress code was bound to cause a stir
Nicholls Mascot Embraces Inner Nazi
Many people’s longtime suspicions were confirmed yesterday when Colonel Tillou was spotted attending a Nazi rally.
On Opening Day Of Hurricane Season, Dozens of Armed Cajuns Head Out Into Gulf
While the rest of the gulf coast stocks up on batteries and bottled water, Cajuns take a pro-active approach by purchasing bullets and tiny hurricane decoys.
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