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Monthly Archives: May 2015

Chackbay Mosquito Truck Operator Attacked In Line Of Duty

Jimmy “Stump” Becnel was a mosquito truck operator, and he was a damn good one, but he committed a grave error by driving through Chackbay at dusk.

May 28, 2015 in local.

Charter And Time Warner Merge To Create Worst Customer Service Department In World History

The move allows the customer service departments of these media conglomerates to merge into one soul-destroying, life-draining entity that the world has never seen.

May 26, 2015 in entertainment, news.

Leaked Emails Reveal Hooters CEO Orchestrated Bloody Motorcycle Battle At Rival Restaurant.

Mr. Marks used fake email accounts to manipulate two angry biker gangs (The Cossacks and The Banditos) into a meeting at a Twin Peaks in Waco, Texas.

May 19, 2015 in news.

Michelle Duggar Furious To Learn About Bayou Lafourche Duck With Litter Of 20

Mrs. Duggar, in a clear act of desperation, has started to study the mama duck for fertility tips.

May 18, 2015 in entertainment, local.

Houma Sells Bayou Gardens Reservoir To Drought-Stricken California.

The Reservoir, which is inconveniently located on a major roadway, contains an estimated 9.4 billion gallons of water, which is enough to sustain the city of Los Angeles for a month.

May 16, 2015 in local.

Study Reveals Louisiana Has The Most Affordable Congressmen In The United States.

A recent study by The Push Pole revealed that the average Louisiana resident can purchase a United States congressman for about the price of a mint condition go-kart.

May 14, 2015 in local, science.

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