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Monthly Archives: March 2015

Bones of Thirty Personal Assistants Discovered Under Rita Benson Leblanc’s Gazebo.

Today, detectives unearthed a mass grave containing the bones of thirty people buried under Benson Leblanc’s gazebo. They are presumed to be the remains of her former personal assistants.

March 3, 2015 in local, sports.

Gulf of Mexico’s Dead Zone Now Predominately Consists of Bobby Jindal’s Soul

Marine Biologists at LSU recently discovered that the Gulf of Mexico’s Dead Zone contains Bobby Jindal levels reaching over 900 parts per million.

March 3, 2015 in local, politics.

Protesting Hipsters Use Beanbag Chairs To Ironically Deflect Beanbag Rounds

Hipsters, hellbent on tormenting the NYPD with irony, protested in the streets of Williamsburg while using beanbag chairs to shield themselves

March 3, 2015 in news.

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