Study Reveals That The Average Houma Resident Spends 4% of Their Life Thinking About Mr. Ronnie’s Donuts.

A decade of research conducted by The Push Pole has discovered that the average resident of Houma spends 4% of their life thinking about Mr. Ronnie’s Donuts.

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This revelation, while stunning to the outside world, was hardly surprising to residents of Terrebonne Parish. Tom Foret, longtime patron of Mr. Ronnie’s, remarked, “Huh, I kind of thought that number would be higher.”

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John Fourcade, chief science expert at The Push Pole, elaborated:

When I say people are ‘thinking’ of Mr. Ronnie’s donuts, what I mean is that for about 57.6 minutes a day, the average person is experiencing primal, uninhibited cravings that they have no control over. They experience a wide range of emotions, from rabid addiction to vaguely hoping a co-worker walks into the break room carrying a box of hot glazed relief.

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One thought on “Study Reveals That The Average Houma Resident Spends 4% of Their Life Thinking About Mr. Ronnie’s Donuts.

  1. Hello, I’m Kellen Picou, Mr. Ronnie’s son. My cousin brought this article to my attention. The management & staff at Mr. Ronnie’s takes pride in providing the best product at the best price, with courtesy to all of our beloved customers. Mr. Ronnie has taught me since I was 5 years old. QSCF. Q=Quality S=Service C= Cleanliness F=Friendliness. This is the business model that Mr. Ronnie has followed since 1976. Thank you Push Poll. It is a pleasure to serve the people of Houma & Terrebonne Parish.

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