A decade of research conducted by The Push Pole has discovered that the average resident of Houma spends 4% of their life thinking about Mr. Ronnie’s Donuts.
This revelation, while stunning to the outside world, was hardly surprising to residents of Terrebonne Parish. Tom Foret, longtime patron of Mr. Ronnie’s, remarked, “Huh, I kind of thought that number would be higher.”
John Fourcade, chief science expert at The Push Pole, elaborated:
When I say people are ‘thinking’ of Mr. Ronnie’s donuts, what I mean is that for about 57.6 minutes a day, the average person is experiencing primal, uninhibited cravings that they have no control over. They experience a wide range of emotions, from rabid addiction to vaguely hoping a co-worker walks into the break room carrying a box of hot glazed relief.
Hello, I’m Kellen Picou, Mr. Ronnie’s son. My cousin brought this article to my attention. The management & staff at Mr. Ronnie’s takes pride in providing the best product at the best price, with courtesy to all of our beloved customers. Mr. Ronnie has taught me since I was 5 years old. QSCF. Q=Quality S=Service C= Cleanliness F=Friendliness. This is the business model that Mr. Ronnie has followed since 1976. Thank you Push Poll. It is a pleasure to serve the people of Houma & Terrebonne Parish.
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