Kenny Stills Unwittingly Reports To The Wrong Miami Dolphins

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Miami Florida- Kenny Stills accidentally reported into the Atlantic Ocean today after being told he was traded to the Miami Dolphins.

The speedy wide receiver, unaware that Miami actually had a professional football team, assumed that an aquatic pod of dolphins had traded for his services. The former 5th round pick put on his full uniform and walked out into the ocean, eagerly awaiting to meet his new teammates.

It wasn’t long before a 9 foot bull shark approached the talented receiver out of Oklahoma. Just as he was about to be attacked, a pod of dolphins appeared and ushered Kenny back to shore. Kenny, at the time of publication, still does not believe Miami has a football team staffed with humans.

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