Protesting Hipsters Use Beanbag Chairs To Ironically Deflect Beanbag Rounds

protestorswithbeanbagchair

Hipsters, hellbent on tormenting the NYPD with irony, protested in the streets of Williamsburg while using beanbag chairs to shield themselves. As officers fired beanbag rounds into soft, fluffy mounds of polystyrene beads, maximum irony was unlocked, creating a rift in the space-time continuum. The entire Milky Way galaxy was turned into a Milky Way candy bar. You are not reading this right now. A fractured, rudderless sense of your former self, which is embedded in a gelatinous sea of caramel and sugar, is projecting a false reality from a rich, creamy dreamscape. Everything you know is a lie.

Advertisements

One thought on “Protesting Hipsters Use Beanbag Chairs To Ironically Deflect Beanbag Rounds

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s