Rita Benson Leblanc, embattled in a legal fight against her Grandfather Tom Benson for control of his sports teams, has been scrutinized for her reputation as being entitled, hot-tempered, and difficult to deal with. Multiple reports have leaked to the media about Benson Leblanc going through thirty personal assistants in six years. When reporters attempted to contact these former employees to further investigate Benson Leblanc’s character, they couldn’t locate a single person. Reporters became suspicious and relayed this information to the authorities. An investigation was launched to locate the whereabouts of these former employees. Today, detectives unearthed a mass grave containing the bones of thirty people buried under Benson Leblanc’s gazebo. They are presumed to be the remains of the missing personal assistants.
Actually they were Executive Assistants, and considering that I am one of them, I can attest that at least one of us is still alive. (but barely) LOL
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We are pleased you have evaded the wrath of Ms. Benson-Leblanc. We admire your courage, dedication, and will to survive. We don’t know how you made it out alive, but we salute you. We also apologize and acknowledge our mistake. We should have printed “Executive Assistants.”
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