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Monthly Archives: March 2015

Warren G Appointed To Regulate Wall Street

In an attempt to reign in corruption in the nation’s financial sector, Warren G was appointed Chief of the Securities and Exchange Commission.

March 30, 2015 in entertainment, news.

New Orleans Man Infuriated By Tourist’s Instruction On How To Pronounce ‘New Orleans’

Witnesses to the lengthy shouting match said the debacle began when a tourist believed to be from Utah flagged down a man in chef pants on Decatur Street and asked for advice on finding “the best crayfish poor-boy in N’awlins.”

March 27, 2015 in local.

Sharks Heading Towards Grand Isle Turn Around Because Of Flesh-Eating Bacteria

This was the last straw for many of these sharks. Add flesh-eating bacteria to pollution, oil spills, overfishing, and habitat loss, and it’s hard for them to justify the long journey.

March 25, 2015 in local, science.

Louisiana Blamed For Water Hyacinths Clogging Nation’s Capitol

What started out as an act of kindness turned into utter disaster for Senator David Vitter.

March 23, 2015 in local, news, politics.

Brain Eating Amoebas Die Off In Mississippi After Running Out Of Food Supply.

For years, Naegleria Fowleri, better known as “brain eating amoebas” have plagued Mississippi’s water distribution system. Finally, it looks like these dangerous organisms have been eliminated.

March 21, 2015 in news, science.

Bud Light’s “Up For Whatever” Campaign Gives Man Case Of Beer And Kicks Him Into Volcano

Bud Light’s “Up For Whatever” campaign turned fatal again as another man was duped into playing this dangerous game of hedonistic roulette.

March 19, 2015 in news.

After Captain Suffers Massive Heart Attack, Jesus Co-Pilots Plane Into Mountain.

Capt. Salisbury was a devout Christian and always proclaimed, “Jesus is my co-pilot” which contractually obligated our Lord and Savior to fly the Boeing 767 in the event Capt. Salisbury was incapacitated.

March 18, 2015 in news.

Haunted History Tour Robbed By Spirit Of Slain Pirate

13 Tourists got more than what they bargained for when setting out on foot to learn about the French Quarter’s dark past. They didn’t make it four blocks before being robbed by a ghost pirate brandishing a flintlock pistol.

March 17, 2015 in local, news.

Study Reveals That The Average Houma Resident Spends 4% of Their Life Thinking About Mr. Ronnie’s Donuts.

A decade of research conducted by The Push Pole has yielded surprising results!

March 16, 2015 in local, science.

Kenny Stills Unwittingly Reports To The Wrong Miami Dolphins

Kenny Stills accidentally reported into the Atlantic Ocean today after being told he was traded to the Miami Dolphins.

March 13, 2015 in local, sports.

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