Warren G Appointed To Regulate Wall Street
In an attempt to reign in corruption in the nation’s financial sector, Warren G was appointed Chief of the Securities and Exchange Commission.
In an attempt to reign in corruption in the nation’s financial sector, Warren G was appointed Chief of the Securities and Exchange Commission.
Witnesses to the lengthy shouting match said the debacle began when a tourist believed to be from Utah flagged down a man in chef pants on Decatur Street and asked for advice on finding “the best crayfish poor-boy in N’awlins.”
This was the last straw for many of these sharks. Add flesh-eating bacteria to pollution, oil spills, overfishing, and habitat loss, and it’s hard for them to justify the long journey.
What started out as an act of kindness turned into utter disaster for Senator David Vitter.
For years, Naegleria Fowleri, better known as “brain eating amoebas” have plagued Mississippi’s water distribution system. Finally, it looks like these dangerous organisms have been eliminated.
Bud Light’s “Up For Whatever” campaign turned fatal again as another man was duped into playing this dangerous game of hedonistic roulette.
Capt. Salisbury was a devout Christian and always proclaimed, “Jesus is my co-pilot” which contractually obligated our Lord and Savior to fly the Boeing 767 in the event Capt. Salisbury was incapacitated.
13 Tourists got more than what they bargained for when setting out on foot to learn about the French Quarter’s dark past. They didn’t make it four blocks before being robbed by a ghost pirate brandishing a flintlock pistol.
A decade of research conducted by The Push Pole has yielded surprising results!
Kenny Stills accidentally reported into the Atlantic Ocean today after being told he was traded to the Miami Dolphins.