Warren G Appointed To Regulate Wall Street
In an attempt to reign in corruption in the nation’s financial sector, Warren G was appointed Chief of the Securities and Exchange Commission.
New Orleans Man Infuriated By Tourist’s Instruction On How To Pronounce ‘New Orleans’
Witnesses to the lengthy shouting match said the debacle began when a tourist believed to be from Utah flagged down a man in chef pants on Decatur Street and asked for advice on finding “the best crayfish poor-boy in N’awlins.”
Sharks Heading Towards Grand Isle Turn Around Because Of Flesh-Eating Bacteria
This was the last straw for many of these sharks. Add flesh-eating bacteria to pollution, oil spills, overfishing, and habitat loss, and it’s hard for them to justify the long journey.
Louisiana Blamed For Water Hyacinths Clogging Nation’s Capitol
What started out as an act of kindness turned into utter disaster for Senator David Vitter.
Brain Eating Amoebas Die Off In Mississippi After Running Out Of Food Supply.
For years, Naegleria Fowleri, better known as “brain eating amoebas” have plagued Mississippi’s water distribution system. Finally, it looks like these dangerous organisms have been eliminated.
Bud Light’s “Up For Whatever” Campaign Gives Man Case Of Beer And Kicks Him Into Volcano
Bud Light’s “Up For Whatever” campaign turned fatal again as another man was duped into playing this dangerous game of hedonistic roulette.
After Captain Suffers Massive Heart Attack, Jesus Co-Pilots Plane Into Mountain.
Capt. Salisbury was a devout Christian and always proclaimed, “Jesus is my co-pilot” which contractually obligated our Lord and Savior to fly the Boeing 767 in the event Capt. Salisbury was incapacitated.
Haunted History Tour Robbed By Spirit Of Slain Pirate
13 Tourists got more than what they bargained for when setting out on foot to learn about the French Quarter’s dark past. They didn’t make it four blocks before being robbed by a ghost pirate brandishing a flintlock pistol.
Study Reveals That The Average Houma Resident Spends 4% of Their Life Thinking About Mr. Ronnie’s Donuts.
A decade of research conducted by The Push Pole has yielded surprising results!
Kenny Stills Unwittingly Reports To The Wrong Miami Dolphins
Kenny Stills accidentally reported into the Atlantic Ocean today after being told he was traded to the Miami Dolphins.
