“We are competing with mother nature, racing to see who can wipe these people out first.” – Dollar General CEO
“Check out this fantastic spread here. No great football player could walk past these decoys without hitting the snot out of them.”
It’s about time someone did this.
Terrebonne residents were shocked to learn that a good ol’ boy network of policemen, politicians, and businessmen had been using public funds to consolidate power and get rich in the process.
“All three of our officers are out there right now, canvassing every bar and dance floor trying to catch the crab.”
“One moment I was fine, but the second I put on the Pelican’s hat, something in my body changed.”
Sadly, the internet gun war has devolved into dorks racing hypocrites to the top of Self-Righteous Mountain
By hosting the fair, experts predict California will gain an extra six inches of rain next year