Study finds rising sea levels would destroy 10,000 Dollar Generals in tri-parish area by 2050
“We are competing with mother nature, racing to see who can wipe these people out first.” – Dollar General CEO
Coach Orgeron Sets Out Decoys To Lure In 5-Star Recruits
“Check out this fantastic spread here. No great football player could walk past these decoys without hitting the snot out of them.”
Ranking The Top Personal Injury Lawyers Of South Louisiana
It’s about time someone did this.
Jerry Larpenter Uses Sheriff’s Office To Create Online Safe Space For Himself
Terrebonne residents were shocked to learn that a good ol’ boy network of policemen, politicians, and businessmen had been using public funds to consolidate power and get rich in the process.
Grand Isle Police Department Claims Crab Stole Money And Drugs From Evidence Locker
“All three of our officers are out there right now, canvassing every bar and dance floor trying to catch the crab.”
Buddy Hield Breaks 36 Bones Immediately After Being Drafted By Pelicans
“One moment I was fine, but the second I put on the Pelican’s hat, something in my body changed.”
Liberals Intolerant Towards Local Dork Self-Identifying As Patriotic Warrior And Constitutional Scholar
Sadly, the internet gun war has devolved into dorks racing hypocrites to the top of Self-Righteous Mountain
California Offers To Host Firemen’s Fair Next Year In Hopes Of Attracting Rain
By hosting the fair, experts predict California will gain an extra six inches of rain next year
5 New Cajun Reality Shows Airing This Fall
With demand at an all time high, five new Cajun-themed reality shows will be airing later this year.
Study Finds Schriever Neighborhood Walmart Just As Terrible As Regular Walmart
However, there are a few minor differences that set this store apart.
Katt Williams Goes 0-23 With 16 Turnovers In Biddy Basketball Game
“We all played pretty poorly tonight. It wasn’t just me.”
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