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Study finds rising sea levels would destroy 10,000 Dollar Generals in tri-parish area by 2050

“We are competing with mother nature, racing to see who can wipe these people out first.” – Dollar General CEO

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New Orleans hires Robosaurus to remove Robert E. Lee statue

In less than five minutes, all the heritage was gone, and everyone was saaaad.

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New Orleans refuses to remove Beauregard Monument after traffic camera mounted to it

The P.T.G. Beauregard Monument, once slated for removal, will be left up indefinitely after a protester attached a traffic camera to it.

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Louisiana sells movie rights to next three environmental disasters to Warner Bros.

“I can’t wait to recreate families drowning in their own subdivisions and men burning alive in petrochemical explosions”

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Heartwarming: While Rest of America Remains Divided, Local Lakes Harmoniously Come Together

Miles of marsh couldn’t keep these love-struck lakes apart

Coach Orgeron Sets Out Decoys To Lure In 5-Star Recruits

“Check out this fantastic spread here. No great football player could walk past these decoys without hitting the snot out of them.”

March 7, 2017 in sports.

Ranking The Top Personal Injury Lawyers Of South Louisiana

It’s about time someone did this.

February 21, 2017 in local.

Jerry Larpenter Uses Sheriff’s Office To Create Online Safe Space For Himself

Terrebonne residents were shocked to learn that a good ol’ boy network of policemen, politicians, and businessmen had been using public funds to consolidate power and get rich in the process.

August 4, 2016 in local, politics.

Grand Isle Police Department Claims Crab Stole Money And Drugs From Evidence Locker

“All three of our officers are out there right now, canvassing every bar and dance floor trying to catch the crab.”

June 28, 2016 in local.

Buddy Hield Breaks 36 Bones Immediately After Being Drafted By Pelicans

“One moment I was fine, but the second I put on the Pelican’s hat, something in my body changed.”

June 24, 2016 in sports.

Liberals Intolerant Towards Local Dork Self-Identifying As Patriotic Warrior And Constitutional Scholar

Sadly, the internet gun war has devolved into dorks racing hypocrites to the top of Self-Righteous Mountain

June 23, 2016 in national, politics.

California Offers To Host Firemen’s Fair Next Year In Hopes Of Attracting Rain

By hosting the fair, experts predict California will gain an extra six inches of rain next year

May 2, 2016 in entertainment, local.

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