Terrebonne residents were shocked to learn that a good ol’ boy network of policemen, politicians, and businessmen had been using public funds to consolidate power and get rich in the process.
“All three of our officers are out there right now, canvassing every bar and dance floor trying to catch the crab.”
“One moment I was fine, but the second I put on the Pelican’s hat, something in my body changed.”
Sadly, the internet gun war has devolved into dorks racing hypocrites to the top of Self-Righteous Mountain
By hosting the fair, experts predict California will gain an extra six inches of rain next year
However, there are a few minor differences that set this store apart.
“We all played pretty poorly tonight. It wasn’t just me.”
A Schriever man, who apparently lacks any willpower whatsoever, burned through all of his complementary Houma Today articles in less than ten minutes.
“It hurts to put on that badge every morning, walk out the door, and not know if you’re going to see them again.”
In news that surprised no one, a future corridor of I-49 sign recently failed a polygraph examination.
Analysts at Louisiana’s Department Of Revenue are struggling to make sense of a tax return submitted by a local man
